It seems difficult to believe but according to a survey by Nectar Business almost 10 per cent of female homeworkers get through a full working day in their pyjamas. It’s one of the perks of the job, surely?
And that got me thinking, what kind of nightwear do freelancers wear when working from home? And more, importantly what does that say about them?
Let’s look at some examples…
Game on: Sonic pyjamas
Likely to be worn by game designers or any freelancer with a love of retro gaming. Sonic the Hedgehog was a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog capable of running at high speeds. Any homeworker wearing these pyjamas is sure to be a fast worker who will get work done inside schedule, leaving more time to battle Doctor Robotnik and save the world.
Best for: the super-fast freelancer.
Pop on these pyjamas
What’s not to like about these eye-catching pyjamas featuring beautiful red poppies on a cream cotton background? At £95, they are quite the bargain. Comfy and tasteful, there really is no room for humour about poppies.
Best for: the female freelancer not afraid of being mistaken for a cow at distance.
His n Hers: Crossword pyjamas
Happily married? Into crosswords? If you already have matching dressing gowns then now is your chance to complete the set with these matching pyjamas. Eight letters, five down, six across. Adorable! It’s the ultimate symbol of a couple’s solidarity and perfect for any happily married fans of the Telegraph crossword.
Best for: the smitten freelancers.
Camouflage homeworker pyjamas
Oooh, comfy. While many people connect hoodies with misbehaving teens, these hooded pyjamas won’t scare away the postman when he comes to your door. Largely because he won’t be able to see you against a backdrop of plants and shrubbery. What more can you ask from a one-piece that even covers your feet? As snug as a bug in a camouflage rug.
Best for: the freelancer whose heating keeps packing up.
Jedi knight pyjamas
Put the cloak on. Place your fingers over the keyboard. Shut your eyes. And then type… Everything will come out exactly as planned because the force is strong with you Luke. Or whatever your name is. But be wary of the darkside. The temptation to watch Jeremy Kyle, can be strong: don’t give in and become a homeworker stereotype.
Best for: any freelancer called Luke or Ben.
Banana in pyjamas
Ha-hay! Someone’s got a video conference call booked in with you, but when they call, who pops up? A banana in pyjamas!! Sure to have get them confused and checking they’ve dialled the right number. When realisation hits them, they’re guaranteed to be in stitches!
Best for: the freelance pranskter who puts comedy ahead of job prospects.
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On the opposite end of homeworker fashion, one in ten men said that they wore a suit and tie when working from home just to ‘get in the mood.’ Ultimately, though, it doesn’t matter what you wear as long as you get the work done. If you get more work done as a banana in pyjamas or Jedi knight then I’m sure your client won’t mind.
If you’re working from home while reading this, may the force be with you!




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